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Happy Birthday Balloons

Happy Birthday Balloons

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We're "Sorry, You're So Old".... but are we really?  Nah!  "Happy Fucking Birthday" my friend. "Let's get Weird."

These balloons are so funny, when you blow them up they will blow you away! These Birthday "wishes" come in 3s—a 3 pack containing each sentimental blow (pun intended) in an assortment of colors. *image is a mock-up, colors vary*


• Sorry You're So Old 

• Happy Fucking Birthday

• Let's Get Weird 



Don't have any helium?  Use your mouth silly, and then attach them to these handy Balloon Sticks.

Made in United States of America.