Your pregnant friend is most likely aching, peeing every 15 minutes, just wants to sleep on her back, and dreading labor. Give her a gift to make her laugh.
Set of (5) black ballpoint pens. Pens read:
- YOUR KID IS GONNA BE SO COOL
- CONGRATS ON YOUR RECENT SOBRIETY
- I HEAR THE FIRST 18 YEARS ARE THE HARDEST
- YOU'RE GONNA BE SUCH A MILF
- AIN'T NO HOOD LIKE MOTHERHOOD